Mike: BOO? IF WE CAN JUST GET DOWN TO THAT... Monsters, Inc. Waternoose: I know, I know. Something has been inserted in your skin that makes you look like... Sulley: WHERE DID SHE GO? Boy: Mama, 'nother gator got in the house! THAT'S HIM. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS. Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Shut it off! Please hold. (speaking baby talk) (stutters in fear) (giggling) (speaking baby talk) (whine of disgust) (little girl speaking baby talk faintly) (whimper) (door latch clicking) Randall: Hmm. ( roaring playfully ) Make it stop! Fungus: Randall! Hey, Sulley-Wulley. Machine gun fire, explosions, etc. Randall: Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers. ( snarls ) Sulley: What? ...idiot! Celia: Ow! Please hold. About How you enter the room! I DON'T LIKE BIG... Sulley: I'm glad you came back, Mike. Celia: Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none! Tell us where the kid is. Monsters, Inc. (audience groans) WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THAT'S MIKE WAZOWSKI, CARE OF COME ON, KEEP COMING. Needleman: Hey, Mr. Sullivan! Mother: Good night, sweetheart. Needleman: You're making it worse! Randall: WAZOWSKI! ( pipes whistling and venting ) Sulley, Mike and Boo peek out from behind the door and see Waternoose and the CDA agents below) ( door clunks shut ) ( toy horn toots ) A RIDE IN THE CAR. ♪ She's out of our hair. FUNGUS. Celia: HEY, GOOGLEY BEAR. THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER. IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT... NOT NOW, NOT NOW. NO, FUCHSIA ONES GO TO PURCHASING. OW! (Bile shuffles nervously away from the animatronic kid) Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory! Sulley: Boo! Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer! Oof! Laugh Floor in Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World has been bringing smiles to Guests since 2007. What a coincidence, running into you here! ♪ PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME ♪ Celia: Monsters, Inc. NO! Look at the stick. We have a new scare leader: Randall Boggs. Female PA: George Sanderson Sulley: MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? ( roars like a lion) Laugh Floor” cast and crew has been laid off at Walt Disney World amidst another wave of equity performer cutbacks. CORRECTLY... FOR ONCE. Laugh Floor opened at Magic Kingdom's Circle-Vision Theater on April 2, 2007. Opening Date: April 2nd, 2007. I WAS, UH, JUST... NONE OF IT MATTERS? Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him) SULLEY, I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES Sulley: OH, OH, SURE. ( dramatic brass fanfare playing ) Mike: How many kids you got in there? Sulley: INEXPERIENCED? (roars angrily) Didn't I...? Sulley: Hi, guys! From a different view, looking at the window and the fallen lamp surging, one helicopter shines its light on their window as their lights dim at the lowest voltage. Sulley: ( laughs ) Mike: DON'T TELL ME NOT TO PANIC. Sulley: Ohh! Mike: Okay, okay. Sulley: OH, SO WOULD I, SIR. Best ways to get from Monsters, Inc. HUH! Mike: Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please? Psst. (squeaking toy) Sullivan: WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE. I UNDERSTAND. Laugh Floor for desktop or mobile device. Mike: OOH! You've destroyed this company! Put that thing back where it came from, or I'll poke myself in the eye! (Everything returns to normal including the electricity voltage) Mike: Okay, here's the truth. Cancel Unsubscribe. Mike: HE IS NOT MY FRIEND. OH, I NEVER THOUGHT THINGS WOULD COME TO THIS... Boy: Good night, Mom. Sulley: Randall was in it. BUT I... WAS THE BALL, SEE? Sulley: HEY, YOU'RE GOOD. Betty! Sulley: GIVE ME YOUR HAND. Ba-da-bing! Sulley: WE NEED TO GET TO BOO. WHOA! What's your name? Laugh Floor inside of Amusementparks USA.com so you can search through the database. Flint: (groans) Let's take a look at the tape. CDA Agent 1: CAREFUL. I saw the whole thing! ( screaming ) ( Mike laughing ) IT'S A MUSICAL! Mike: OH... OW! (CLOSE ON TV. SIMULATOR TRYOUT ROOM. (INT. [Mike screams in absolute fury and lunges at Sulley.] Description of Monster Inc Laugh Floor Monster Inc Laugh Floor We learned from Disney-Pixar's Monsters SA that children's screams could be converted into electricity, which was used to power a city inhabited by monsters. Laugh Floor, Orlando Picture: Laugh Floor Entrance - Check out Tripadvisor members' 56,227 candid photos and videos. Download the app. Mike: Ah, Boo, it's been fun. NO EXCEPTIONS! I LOVE WORKING WITH THAT BIG GUY. (CLOSE ON TV) Ahh! Yeti: KIDS? ( startled yell ) What is a night for my mother to be in the real audience ladies and gentlemen? Sulley: OH, HEY. Sulley? Where will everyone get their scream now? Sulley: No, her door was white and it had flowers on it. Mike: SULLEY, WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE EVER WORKED FOR? WE NEED TO GET THERE NOW! Ooh! DUH!! AND MAKE SOME MORE. Randall: (yelling) OH, COME ON. Randall: What happened? I WAS JUST... Yeah! Voila! Mr. Waternoose! She was only six! (Sulley and Mike scramble into their chairs to watch the commercial) Sulley: OK, you finished now, right? ( gasps ) LOOK, BOO'S DOOR! What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, ya big dope?! MY CHAIR IS MORE COMFORTABLE ANYWAY. DO I LOOK ABOMINABLE TO YOU? Report. Sulley: NO, NO. ( moaning ) Waternoose: RANDALL? The show is improvisational in nature, and features the opportunity for Guests to interact with the monster comedians and submit jokes of their own via text message. Randall: There they are! Waternoose: WELL... Boo: Kitty! Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe. ( huffing ) I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. YES, DOOR! Mike stands atop the pile him) ( bell dings ) Sulley: It could happen. (Waternoose takes up the rear) ( ding ) But you shouldn't have left me out there! LOCH NESS, BIGFOOT, THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN-- Boo's head peeks out over the set) (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.) ( sighing ) FINE. CALLED PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME. Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! Jerry: OKAY, PEOPLE, EASTERN SEABOARD COMING ON-LINE. (She smiles) EVERYTHING STRAIGHT AGAIN FOR THE GOOD OF THE COMPANY. Sulley: OH, JUST DOING MY JOB, MR. WATERNOOSE. Simple, yet insane! (crickets chirping) While the show is on a screen, there are real performers backstage, so they can improvise using audience interaction. (INT. Fetch! Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?! Sulley: ♪ If I were a rich man. Mike: Okay, let's move. IT'S VERY NUTRITIOUS. Sulley: I'm not even breaking a sweat. Sulley: ♪ BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM... ♪ Randall: NO! Randall: You don't know how long I've waited to do that Sullivan! Nice, quiet Nepal. Sulley: Morning, Ricky. Randall resembles a lizard, with the ability to change his color from purple and blue to blend into his surroundings at will, much like a chameleon, making him invisible. ( screaming ) Needleman: Shut up! WHO CARES ABOUT THE COMPANY?! Both: ♪ I don't have to say it. Roz: Guess who? The VOLTAGE continues to increase until the lights flare to a white-hot brightness, and then POP) Mike: Hey, thanks! Sulley: Boo! I GOT THE KID! "WE"? Mike: Oh, Schmoopsie-Poo. SHE GOT AWAY FROM YOU AGAIN?! Sulley: Come on! It feels like a nice effort was put into this one. Boo is with him, now out of her disguise and wearing only one sock) (Sulley pops her door out of its station and heads for the exit) SULLEY, A MOP, A COUPLE OF LIGHTS AND SOME CHAIR FABRIC WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE CHILD? Too Greek! ( growling ) Waternoose: No, no, no, no, no! ( growling ) ( whimpering, squeals ) WE'LL TALK. Jerry: Duck and cover, people! Mike: SULLEY? Outside, helicopters scan the area. (giggling) Sulley: COME HERE, YOU! Mike? Sulley: (sighs) (yells) (panting) (toys quacking and squeaking) (squeaking) Whew. (INT. (Flint rewinds the tape, then plays it) I'M SORRY YOU BOYS GOT MIXED UP IN THIS. HALT! Waternoose: Don't do it! Jimmy: She wasn't scared of you? Oh! (Worklights flash on, flooding the room with light. (Mike holds a broom with a crude drawing of a child's face taped to the end) Oh! Na minha opinião a Monsters Inc Laugh Floor é uma atração imperdível (somente) para quem entende bem inglês! Mike: (like a Drill Sergeant) ♪ I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed! Randall: IF I DON'T SEE A NEW DOOR AT MY STATION IN FIVE SECONDS ( growls ) CDA: YOU CAN MAKE THAT OUT TO BETHANY, MY DAUGHTER. HE'S GOING TO KILL US! IT'S FINE. What? Jimmy: What happened? IS THAT A NEW HAIRCUT? Randall: Look at everybody's favorite scarer now! A STUPID KID! Photographer: And hold it. (It's no use, the agents have already disappeared after Mike) (Something SNAPS. ( door slams ) Whoa! Mike: What?! ( imitating snoring ) Boo: Mike Wazowski! I'm on a roll today. ( growling loudly ) Bye-bye! KEEP COMING, KEEP COMING. YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU PICK THE HAIRS OUT Boo: ( squeals ) ( yelling ) OF MY LIFE. RIGHT. Photographer: A kid! WANT TO GET GOING? (Worklights flash on, flooding the room with light. Laugh Floor marquee in Tomorrowland at Magic Kingdom. Mike: OH, SULLEY! YOU DID IT. Fungus: THANK GOODNESS! Waternoose: YES, YES, I'M COMING. I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE BUDDIES, YOU KNOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW? FUN-FILLED EVENING PLANNED FOR TONIGHT? THIS COMPANY CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE BAD PUBLICITY. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Sulley: PINK COPIES GO TO ACCOUNTING, THE FUCHSIA ONES GO TO ROZ. Sulley: THAT'S RIGHT, BOO. We're banished, genius. ( whirring ) (gibberish poop) These are the jokes, kid. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SCARE YOU. (all murmuring) WE'RE STILL WORKING ON IT. (The closet door creaks open. Stand aside. YOU BEAT HIM. (Boo giggles again) ( growls ) IF WE SEND HER BACK, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. Mike: Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet... Wha...? Mike: WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOMEPLACE FOR IT TO SLEEP? IN THIS FROZEN WASTELAND! Jerry: Morning! Sulley: Mike, give her the bear. ( giggles ) Sulley: MR. WATERNOOSE! ( gasping ) 1 Ride Summary 1.1 Queue 1.2 Pre-Show 1.3 Ride 2 Mechanics 3 Trivia Guests enter through a large door under a sign for the ride. Mike: (through gritted teeth) Sulley! (Boo grunting and Randall gagging) YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING, HAVE YOU? The theater has actually been in Tomorrowland since November 1971, and the theater's first film ever was "America the Beautiful." Boo: Wanna ride on it! Mike: THIS IS CRAZY. WHERE ARE YOU? (Waternoose sees himself on the monitor) Waternoose: What...? Waternoose: ( gasps ) The child! ( screaming ) There they are! Bye, Mike! Laugh Floor opened at Walt Disney World Resort's Magic Kingdom in Lake Buena Vista, Florida, replacing The Timekeeper. Mike: 118... Do you have 119? ♪ (ON THE MONITOR: Bile sneaks into the bedroom, leaving the door open. IS THIS ONE YOURS? NIGHTLY TELEVISION NEWS SET. WHOA! Sulley: COME ON! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... ♪ (door creaking) (squealing in delight) (laughing) It's all about presence! Mike/Sulley (Both): ( yelling ) This is the happiest work in progress of my life if it's gonna make me feel better. Claws: I could've been dead! OH, SULLEY. (light applause and whistles) ( ripping ) ( bouncy blues melody plays ) Like a quarterback rushing a tackle dummy, Sulley strains to push a pile of heavy furniture across the living room. Randall: HA, HA! Boo: ♪ La-La-La-La-La-La ♪ THERE'S NO "WE" THIS TIME, PAL. (Sullivan is clearly troubled by Waternoose's words) Lead CDA Agent: Stay where you are. Times have changed. I'm trying to be honest ( whispering ) Mike? Go! Randall: WAZOWSKI! Sulley: BOO. Oh, that's puce. "FROM YOUR SCARY FRIEND I AM NEVER... NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN. From under the bed, a pair of evil red eyes peer out) ( screaming) Good morning! Mike: WHAT'S THE MATTER? AND I'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THIS. The least you can do is pay attention! Randall: CHEATING? He usually gets into small disagreements with Mr. Waternoose. Step aside, kid. Sulley: GRAB ON, MIKE! "BRING AN OBSCURE RELATIVE TO WORK DAY." Laugh Floor in Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World has been bringing smiles to Guests since 2007. ( child screaming ) Needleman: We're never going to work in Hollywood again! I could've died! (EXT. Randall: NICE WORKING WITH YOU! See the bear? All right, come with us, sir. Flint: Right this way, everyone. Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to... panic! We settle on one which causes the child to scream) CAN'T THINK. I'D PUT MY MONEY ON WAXFORD. Boo, it's me. Pete Docter: Oh, tail slate. Mike: COME ON, IT SLIDES, IT SLIDES! Hey, that looks like Randall. ( crying ): NO... Sulley: Oh, you like this? It's a new haircut, isn't it? Mike: Oh, no. Checklist. Mike: THERE IT IS! Laugh Floor, you will interact in totally new ways with the comical cast of monsters, as they learn about the curious Human World holiday we call Halloween. ( chuckling evilly ) Sulley: HERE SHE IS. Mike: Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed. Mmm. Celia: Michael? CDA Agent #2: Cover the area! Needleman: Coming through! The energy crisis will only get worse! Mike: LOOK, SULLEY, YOU WANTED HER DOOR AND THERE IT IS. It's the human child. Get information on Disney World restaurants and other Disney dining options. Mike: Very good. Fungus: [grunts] NOW THAT WE HAVE HER... It opened on April 2, 2007 within the park's Tomorrowland section. Boo, Oh, you're all right! OKAY, RULE NUMBER ONE OUT HERE. ( yelling ) ( child screaming ) GO AHEAD. (Boo sneezes directly in Mike's eye) OH, GREAT NEWS, PAL. sometimes I think I should just marry myself. She's seen too much. Laugh Floor, Orlando: Detalle de la pared - Schauen Sie sich 56.976 authentische Fotos und Videos von Monsters, Inc. That's got to be a new haircut. (As the commotion clears, Sulley peeks out from behind Boo's door. Sulley & Mike (BOTH): Hey, Tony! Mike: COME ON, PAL. HEY, RANDALL! We light your city. (The monster, horrified by the child, lets out an even more blood-curdling scream of his own) Never! Mike: ♪ Get the child, it's the child. Roz: Ta-da! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? Machine gun fire, explosions, etc. ♪ Laugh Floor will be updated soon. Jerry: OKAY, PEOPLE, TAKE A BREAK! https://monstersinc.fandom.com/wiki/Monsters,_Inc._Laugh_Floor?oldid=22481. HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR THREE GENERATIONS. —The company's motto. Celia: GIRLS! Sulley: OH. Sulley: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to one of those years of the company play. Mike: Hey, Sulley! Tonight is about me and Celia. (clears throat) (Super: CEO HENRY J. WATERNOOSE, C.E.O.) MIKE? Sulley: Yep. WHAT IF WE JUST PUT HER BACK IN HER DOOR? Boo: Shh... I thought you cared about me. Mike: Eeh! Sulley stands over the bed, tucking in the sheets) Waternoose: Now, give us a big, loud roar. (Sulley and Mike's mouths drop open) (Sulley closes the closet door behind him. HAS JUST BROKEN THE ALL-TIME SCARE RECORD. LEAVE THE PUCE. … Monsters, Inc. Randall: Move it! Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy ( kids screaming and crying ) You're doing great. Boo's CRYING is heard) I'M NOT HERE. Waternoose: Sullivan was twice the scarer you'll ever be! Floor Manager: (to camera) I'm Monsters Incorporated! Waternoose: Sullivan! It was also important to coordinate the signs for “Monsters, Inc. ( screaming ) ( clanking, rattling, whirring ) TAKE CARE OF THE CHILD. Randall: OH, FOR... (loud whirring) What are you waiting for? All is quiet) Hop on to get the meaning of MI. THANKS, BUDDY. AND NOW I'M THINKING I SHOULD JUST GET OUTTA HERE. (Waternoose grabs Boo from the bed) ( gasping ) Sulley: Boo. Mike & Sulley (Both): (both screaming) Monsters Inc. LET'S GO. Bile: I fell down? DID SHE TURN INVISIBLE? When James Bond Reeled in the Rarest of Treasures April 13,2021 Good morning, Monstropolis. LaughingPlace.com is reporting that Monster’s Inc Laugh Floor Comedy Club opening has been delayed until Spring 2007. ( splashing ) New makeup? Sulley: Hey, Ted! 2:12. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, FRANK? Mike: ♪ SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAIR! Probably not. IT'S JUST THAT... Waternoose: WELL, JAMES, THAT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY! Mike: HEY, IS THIS THING ON? (loud crashing, toy squeaks) Yeow! A microphone is thrust in his face) (INT. Because of you! (CLANG! YOU KNOW, THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY. [giggles] [giggling] ( both laughing ) Desperate, Sulley offers her the bear) Sulley: Give it a rest, will ya, butterball? OH, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? Jerry: LET'S GO, EVERYBODY! ( whimpers ) Waternoose spins around to see Sulley, who has knocked over a stack of cans during his escape. Celia: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. Good morning! Waternoose: Pay attention, everyone! Don't let it touch you! Sulley: Huh? ♪ ( snickering ) Take your hands off me! Mike: What bag? You're making him lose his focus. ( mechanical clanging and grinding ) ( clanging and growling ) (Boo scampers up to Sulley. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOWS IN 5 MINUTES? ( electrical whirring starts, then grows louder ) Mike: WHAT'S THAT THING? ( snakes squealing ) what's going on right now, we are through! Randall: There won't be. SULLEY! ( yells ) MIKE? Roz: That's the way it has to be. Sulley: Mike... is that... Bring in reinforcements! Look! NOW, LET'S MOVE. Mike: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. Celia: Michael? ( cries out in fear ) 1 About 2 Trivia 3 Interactions 4 Gallery Monsters, Inc. Monsters Inc. BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME... (Sulley and Mike flee over to the window while knocking down a big lamp. The boy looks around the room nervously, eyes growing wide. ♪ Those dreams do come true. Mike: WHAT'S ON YOUR AGENDA? CDA Agent: Your seat is right over there, sir. Laugh Floor is an attraction released with Initial Release on 17th March 2016. MIKE: I don't. WHEN THE BIG HAND IS POINTING UP AND WHAT ABOUT CELIA? They don't have anything I like here. Follow. I WAS SUPPOSED TO FILE. (A NEWSCASTER talks to camera) (screams) (little girl speaking baby talk) Boo: Kitty! SOMEBODY ELSE WILL FIND THE KID. ( gasps in horror ) COME ON! Sulley: No, Mike, wait! The Laugh Floor is the replacement for the Scare Floor in the final scene of Monsters, Inc., when the company is re-established by its new CEO, James P. Sullivan. called, um... Harryhausen's. Mike: LOOK AT THAT BIG JERK. Sulley: ( sighs ) Make her laugh again. Sulley: Hey! Mike: With pleasure. Finally, the Monsters Inc. script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Pixar movie. WE COULD BE NEXT! The Laugh Floor is a hit with audiences of all ages. (The monster, horrified by the child, lets out an even more blood-curdling scream of his own) ( gasps ) Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before... (The CDA agents discuss the situation) (Boo peeks out from under the bed. As they turn to camera, the Monsters Inc. logo appears over Mike, blocking him entirely) Mike: ♪ You! TOUGH KIDS, SISSY KIDS, KIDS WHO CLIMB ON ROCKS... WE WILL BLEND RIGHT IN. ( kazoo whirs ) I JUST HAVE NO IDEA. The right text, photo's and video's will be added in a short notice. OKAY. ( whining ) Mike: Honey, please. Randall: JUST GET ME ANOTHER DOOR! ( bicycle bell rings ) RUINED MY LIFE, AND FOR WHAT? ( mock whining ) Jerry: We are on in 7...6...5...4...3...2... ( no audio ) Randall: THE DOOR WILL BE GONE. Yes, it's dangerous work and that's why I need you to be at your best. Harryhausen's?! NO, NO, NO, NO. I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you. Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy you're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. Laugh Floor - Estimated Wait 30 Minutes. (Text appears on the screen: "SIMULATION-NOT ACTUAL CHILD) Oh! Celia: Michael! KEEP COMING, KEEP COMING, KEEP COMING. WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW? You think this is about sushi?! Waternoose: Sullivan? I'll give you five minutes. Jerry: We may actually make our quota today, sir. THE FUCHSIA ONES GO TO PURCHASING AND GOLDENROD ONES GO TO ROZ. (Henry J. Waternoose, a large crab-like monster, turns to face the camera, turns to face the camera) (The closet door creaks open. George: Get it off! There can't be any witnesses! Laugh Floor. ( Boo crying ) Mike: Let's get out of here! THE CHILD-- THE ONE YOU WERE AFTER. Sulley: GREAT JOB, BUDDY. ( sighs ) We're closed. BEST THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE. ( horn blaring ) Mike: NO. (SLAM! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE KID. Sulley: Laughs... See? Loading... Unsubscribe from Parkineer? Attaboy Randall: KID NEEDS TO TAKE OFF A FEW POUNDS. Laugh Floor opened in April 2007 as a comedy club, where folks from the human world could go to help power Monstropolis through the power of their laughter. ( Boo shrieks ) Mike: YOUR HAIR WAS SHORTER THEN. ♪ We already put Monsters, Inc. Yeti: YOU WANT TO GO TO THE VILLAGE? (He backs away and slips on a soccer ball, which ricochets off the wall and beans him squarely on the face. Smitty: Keep rolling! KEEP MOVING! Kara Walter marked the due date on Monsters Inc. Anybody scaring in here? AND THE LITTLE HAND IS POINTING UP (Mike is still wedged inside the garbage can) Monster's Inc Laugh Floor Comedy. Mike: A door?! I MEAN, I WAS! Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. (yelling in pain) He's too sensitive. Take a virtual audio trip in this installment of the WDW-Memories podcast, brought to you in immersive binaural sound, as we enjoy another magical memory from Walt Disney World. ( roaring like a lion ) Mike: I said... Recruits: Ooh! Prepare for decontamination. (Boo points to a one eyed teddy bear, out of her reach) Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because…? Sulley: ANOTHER DAY LIKE THIS AND THAT SCARE RECORD'S IN THE BAG. Scaring isn't enough anymore! The Laugh Floor showcased favorites from Monsters, Inc. including Mike Wazowski, Roz, Marty Wazowski, Buddy Boil, and a 2-headed yellow monster that changed its name with every show. Sulley: (yells) BUT IF IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB ( giggling ) Mike: (into phone) Hello. (Boo totters towards them, babbling. HELP! IS GOING TO HELP YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THE TOP! Oh. Oh, great. Laugh Floor Photos Browse through 2 photos of Monsters, Inc. Sulley and Mike: ♪ You and me together. Roz: This office is now closed. AND WHEN I FIND WHOEVER LET IT OUT, THEY'RE DEAD! CDA: OK. Celia: WHAT? ♪ Monsters, Inc. THE PINK COPIES GO TO ACCOUNTING (whirring hum) (creaking) She got this close to me! This has gone too far) NOW PUT THAT THING Waternoose: (screaming) Don't go in that room! Sulley: Hey! ( choking ) (thump) (thump) (thump) Boo: (speaking baby talk) Sulley: (screams) WHOA! Floor Manager: (to camera) I'm Monsters Incorporated! Waternoose: Give her to me! We power your car. Ages: All ages. Randall: Wazowski! But guess what? Most relevant lists of abbreviations for MILF (Monsters Inc Laugh Floor) 1. BABY! ♪ Needleman: You idiot! Mike: COME ON, GET IN HERE! BOTH: Roz? Flint: Oh! She sent me to my room. Chris Cornwell October 10, 2014. Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation. ( bell dings ) OH... WHAT A DAY. Sulley: There's something else. Both: ♪ Both know it's true. Sorry, George! Fred Annie. CAN WE GET AN AUTOGRAPH? (Boo's door sails out of the vault corridor and into the Scare Floor. Mike: I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. Roz: Well, isn't that nice? Sulley jogs in place) and no walking involved. ( whimpering ) Waternoose: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GOING TO GET US THROUGH IT. GOING TO LET YOU TEACH THAT GUY A LESSON. Monsters Inc. HE FASHIONED AN ENORMOUS DIAPER OUT OF POISON IVY. Mike: Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles and, it looks like it's going to be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in or simply... Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed! That was a close one. That cheater! Hey, we got a dead door over here! HOW ABOUT I SIT HERE, UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP? Boo: Mowki Kowski. (Everything goes QUIET for a moment the third time, realizing it may not be over yet) They see the kid and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection) The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "KID-TASTROPHE!" All is quiet) (screams) Pull the lever! Randall: GIVE ME THAT KID! BUT WHEN THE BIG HAND POINTS DOWN HEY, HOW WAS JURY DUTY? I'M GONNA BE SICK! Randall: You still think this about that stupid scare record? OKAY, SEND ME A POSTCARD, KID. The queue and show are in air. Boo: Mike Wazowski! ( grinding and chopping ) I WILL PERSONALLY PUT YOU THROUGH THE SHREDDER! Mike: WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT... Mike: You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. Boy: Get him, mama! Computer Voice: Simulation terminated. ( whirring and clanking ) Needleman: You know my mom. ( squeaking and splashing ) (laughing) SULLEY AND I MADE THE COVER, RIGHT? Sushi?! DON'T WORRY-- IT'S LEMON. Monsters, Inc. Mike: Sulley, what are we doing? ( hissing ) Keep it up. OR A LIMB? Sulley drops to the floor for push-ups. Waternoose: (STAMMERS) But, but, but how did? 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